Choice bits in a piece of comment spam I just got a few minutes ago (which will remain screened so as to not benefit the spammers):My boyfriend and I host parties at our legislative body at least definitely a month, and off it hard to curb conversations succeeding on for the unalloyed night. Our friends are from unique walks of sentience after all ( Read more... )

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When You Were Born
a found poem by Dan and GoogleI still remember when you were born. When you were born you came quietly, and with eyes deep as an ocean you looked at me. Sure, your parents gave you a name when you were born. I was not with your mamma, when you were born. When you were born, instead of your father passing out cigars ... he just ( Read more... )

Believe it or not, a google search for some dialogue from THE GODFATHER somehow dragged me past this site ( Read more... )

So it turns out nothing makes you a germaphobe like having a new baby. Anyone who enters our home must first pass through an ANDROMEDA STRAIN-like series of disinfecting and decontaminating airlocks, and the whole world is clearly one giant freakin' petri dish, a giant bacterial/viral orgy taking place on every surface. I look at the things I used ( Read more... )

(Today is Fraction's birthday.)

Your Thirties
A poem by Dan and GoogleIt starts in your thirties. So, where do you start if you are in your thirties ( Read more... )

Perverts marry feminists. Hot dog vendors belittle the elephants. Lower primates shop for PH.D. candidates! Gurus are always running into sunbathers. In the summer months the maidens will never employ grandmothers. Guys named "Pete" punish Aggies. Web geeks fight over the preachers! Why, asked Newt Gingrigh, does no one else but me believe ( Read more... )